Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Do you wish to impress your lady every night?

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Once there was a Boy who had been told twice a Day ever since he could remember that if he started to go into one of those Doggeries with swinging Doors in front and Mirrors along the Side, a Blue Flame would shoot out and burn him to a Cinder. Also he had been warned that every Playing Card in the whole Deck was a Complimentary Ticket admitting one to a Hot Griddle in the Main Parquette of the Fiery Furnace. And every little Paper Cigar was another Spike in the Burial Casket. With seven or eight Guardians trailing him Day and Night to keep him away from the Lures of the Wicked World it looked like a Pipe that he would grow up to be the Dean of a Theological Seminary. Across the Street lived a poor unfortunate Lad whose Father was making the Futile Endeavor to take it away faster than the Revenue Officers could put Stamps on it. He was the original Blotter. When they were trying to pry him away from it, he would take a chance on anything from Arnica to Extract of Vanilla. According to all the Laws of Heredity the only Son was cast for the Part of Joe Morgan. He is now the Head of a Mail-Order House. When he sees a Corkscrew he pulls his Hat firmly over his Ears and runs a Mile. The Graduate of the Lecture Bureau may be found in a swagger Club any evening with a Bourbon H. B. at his Right, a stack of Student Lamps at his Left and Two Small Pair pressed closely against his Bosom. MORAL: The Modern Ambition seems to be to vary the Program
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Once there was a Boy who had been told twice a Day ever since he could remember that if he started to go into one of those Doggeries with swinging Doors in front and Mirrors along the Side, a Blue Flame would shoot out and burn him to a Cinder. Also he had been warned that every Playing Card in the whole Deck was a Complimentary Ticket admitting one to a Hot Griddle in the Main Parquette of the Fiery Furnace. And every little Paper Cigar was another Spike in the Burial Casket. With seven or eight Guardians trailing him Day and Night to keep him away from the Lures of the Wicked World it looked like a Pipe that he would grow up to be the Dean of a Theological Seminary. Across the Street lived a poor unfortunate Lad whose Father was making the Futile Endeavor to take it away faster than the Revenue Officers could put Stamps on it. He was the original Blotter. When they were trying to pry him away from it, he would take a chance on anything from Arnica to Extract of Vanilla. According to all the Laws of Heredity the only Son was cast for the Part of Joe Morgan. He is now the Head of a Mail-Order House. When he sees a Corkscrew he pulls his Hat firmly over his Ears and runs a Mile. The Graduate of the Lecture Bureau may be found in a swagger Club any evening with a Bourbon H. B. at his Right, a stack of Student Lamps at his Left and Two Small Pair pressed closely against his Bosom. MORAL: The Modern Ambition seems to be to vary the Program.

Sunday, 27 July 2014

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I did not yet understand at that time that, like Newton and his famous apple, I discovered unexpectedly the great law upon which the entire history of human thought rests, which seeks not the truth, but verisimilitude, the appearance of truth--that is, the harmony between that which is seen and that which is conceived, based on the strict laws of logical reasoning. And instead of rejoicing, I exclaimed in an outburst of naive, juvenile despair: Where, then, is the truth? Where is the truth in this world of phantoms and falsehood?
I know that at the present time, when I have but five or six more years to live, I could easily secure my pardon if I but asked for it. But aside from my being accustomed to the prison and for several other important reasons, of which I shall speak later, I simply have no right to ask for pardon, and thus break the force and natural course of the lawful and entirely justified verdict.
Alone, alone. There was not another Martian for a hundred miles of emptiness. There were only the tiny animals and the shivering brush and the thin, sad blowing of the wind
It was merely a fatal linking of circumstances, of grave and insignificant events, of vague silence and indefinite words, which gave me the appearance and likeness of the criminal, innocent though I was. But he who would suspect me of being ill-disposed toward my strict judges would be profoundly mistaken. They were perfectly right, perfectly right. As people who can judge things and events only by their appearance, and who are deprived of the ability to penetrate their own mysterious being, they could not act differently, nor should they have acted differently.

Saturday, 26 July 2014

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Thursday, 24 July 2014

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Now life is a very peculiar game, which differs in many important respects even from compulsory football. The Rugby scrimmage is mere child's play by the side of it. There's no possibility of shirking it. A medical certificate won't get you off; whether you like it or not, play you must in your appointed order. We are all unwilling competitors. Nobody asks our naked little souls beforehand whether they would prefer to be born into the game or to remain, unfleshed, in the limbo of non-existence. Willy nilly, every one of us is thrust into the world by an irresponsible act of two previous players; and once there, we must play out the set as best we may to the bitter end, however little we like it or the rules that order it.
That, it must be admitted, makes a grave distinction from the very outset between the game of human life and any other game with which we are commonly acquainted. It also makes it imperative upon the framers of the rules so to frame them that no one player shall have an unfair or unjust advantage over any of the others. And since the penalty of bad play, or bad success in the match, is death, misery, starvation, it behoves the rule-makers to be more scrupulously particular as to fairness and equity than in any other game like cricket or tennis. It behoves them to see that all start fair, and that no hapless beginner is unduly handicapped. To compel men to take part in a match for dear life, whether they wish it or not, and then to insist that some of them shall wield bats and some mere broom-sticks, irrespective of height, weight, age, or bodily infirmity, is surely not fair. It justifies the committee in calling for a revision.


Now life is a very peculiar game, which differs in many important respects even from compulsory football. The Rugby scrimmage is mere child's play by the side of it. There's no possibility of shirking it. A medical certificate won't get you off; whether you like it or not, play you must in your appointed order. We are all unwilling competitors. Nobody asks our naked little souls beforehand whether they would prefer to be born into the game or to remain, unfleshed, in the limbo of non-existence. Willy nilly, every one of us is thrust into the world by an irresponsible act of two previous players; and once there, we must play out the set as best we may to the bitter end, however little we like it or the rules that order it.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Give joy to your girlfriend

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If some bodily pain or weakness of health has prevented your coming to the games, I put it down to fortune rather than your own wisdom: but if you have made up your mind that these things which the rest of the world admires are only worthy of contempt, and, though your health would have allowed of it, you yet were unwilling to come, then I rejoice at both facts—that you were free from bodily pain, and that you had the sound sense to disdain what others causelessly admire. Only I hope that some fruit of your leisure may be forthcoming, a leisure, indeed, which you had a splendid opportunity of enjoying to the full, seeing that you were left almost alone in your lovely country. For I doubt not that in that study of yours, from which you have opened a window into the Stabian waters of the bay, and obtained a view of Misenum, you have spent the morning hours of those days in light reading, while those who left you there were watching the ordinary farces[1] half asleep. The remaining parts of the day, too, you spent in the pleasures which you had yourself arranged to suit your own taste, while we had to endure whatever had met with the approval of Spurius Maecius
On the whole, if you care to know, the games were most splendid, but not to your taste. I judge from my own. For, to begin with, as a special honour to the occasion, those actors had come back to the stage who, I thought, had left it for their own. Indeed, your favourite, my friend Aesop, was in such a state that no one could say a word against his retiring from the profession.
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Monday, 21 July 2014

How to make your girl satisfied

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

Saturday, 19 July 2014

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I did not yet understand at that time that, like Newton and his famous apple, I discovered unexpectedly the great law upon which the entire history of human thought rests, which seeks not the truth, but verisimilitude, the appearance of truth--that is, the harmony between that which is seen and that which is conceived, based on the strict laws of logical reasoning. And instead of rejoicing, I exclaimed in an outburst of naive, juvenile despair: Where, then, is the truth? Where is the truth in this world of phantoms and falsehood?
I know that at the present time, when I have but five or six more years to live, I could easily secure my pardon if I but asked for it. But aside from my being accustomed to the prison and for several other important reasons, of which I shall speak later, I simply have no right to ask for pardon, and thus break the force and natural course of the lawful and entirely justified verdict.
Alone, alone. There was not another Martian for a hundred miles of emptiness. There were only the tiny animals and the shivering brush and the thin, sad blowing of the wind
It was merely a fatal linking of circumstances, of grave and insignificant events, of vague silence and indefinite words, which gave me the appearance and likeness of the criminal, innocent though I was. But he who would suspect me of being ill-disposed toward my strict judges would be profoundly mistaken. They were perfectly right, perfectly right. As people who can judge things and events only by their appearance, and who are deprived of the ability to penetrate their own mysterious being, they could not act differently, nor should they have acted differently.

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

You can bury health probs

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If you would have your rooms interesting as well as beautiful, make
them say something, give them a spinal column by keeping all
ornamentation subservient to line.
If you would have your rooms interesting as well as beautiful, make
them say something, give them a spinal column by keeping all
ornamentation subservient to line.
Before you buy anything, try to imagine how you want each room to look
when completed; get the picture well in your mind, as a painter would;
think out the main features, for the details all depend upon these and
will quickly suggest themselves. This is, in the long run, the
quickest and the most economical method of furnishing.
There is a theory that no room can be created all at once, that it
must grow gradually. In a sense this is a fact, so far as it refers to
the amateur. The professional is always occupied with creating and
recreating rooms and can instantly summon to mind complete schemes of
decoration. The amateur can also learn to mentally furnish rooms. It
is a fascinating pastime when one gets the knack of it.
Beautiful things can be obtained anywhere and for the minimum price, if one has a feeling for line and colour, or for either. If the lover of the beautiful was not born with this art instinct, it may be quickly acquired. A decorator creates or rearranges one room; the owner does the next, alone, or with assistance, and in a season or two has spread his or her own wings and worked out legitimate schemes, teeming with individuality. One observes, is pleased with results and asks oneself why. This is the birth of _Good Taste_. Next, one experiments, makes mistakes, rights them, masters a period, outgrows or wearies of it, and takes up another."

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Thursday, 22 May 2014

Go on as long as you wan

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If some bodily pain or weakness of health has prevented your coming to the games, I put it down to fortune rather than your own wisdom: but if you have made up your mind that these things which the rest of the world admires are only worthy of contempt, and, though your health would have allowed of it, you yet were unwilling to come, then I rejoice at both facts—that you were free from bodily pain, and that you had the sound sense to disdain what others causelessly admire. Only I hope that some fruit of your leisure may be forthcoming, a leisure, indeed, which you had a splendid opportunity of enjoying to the full, seeing that you were left almost alone in your lovely country. For I doubt not that in that study of yours, from which you have opened a window into the Stabian waters of the bay, and obtained a view of Misenum, you have spent the morning hours of those days in light reading, while those who left you there were watching the ordinary farces[1] half asleep. The remaining parts of the day, too, you spent in the pleasures which you had yourself arranged to suit your own taste, while we had to endure whatever had met with the approval of Spurius Maecius
On the whole, if you care to know, the games were most splendid, but not to your taste. I judge from my own. For, to begin with, as a special honour to the occasion, those actors had come back to the stage who, I thought, had left it for their own. Indeed, your favourite, my friend Aesop, was in such a state that no one could say a word against his retiring from the profession
Once, a professor went to a Zen Master. He asked him to explain the meaning of Zen. The Master quietly poured a cup of tea. The cup was full but he continued to pour. The professor could not stand this any longer, so he questioned the Master impatiently, "Why do you keep pouring when the cup is full?" "I want to point out to you," the Master said, "that you are similarly attempting to understand Zen while your mind is full. First, empty your mind of preconceptions before you attempt to understand Zen."

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

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Sunday, 18 May 2014

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His name is John Smith and I have been informed that he worked for you during 2011 - Apr 2012. If you know his current whereabouts, I would appreciate your either informing me of same or forwarding this letter to him
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For some time I have been unsuccessful in attempting to locate an individual who was previously in your employ.

His name is John Smith and I have been informed that he worked for you during 2011 - Apr 2012. If you know his current whereabouts, I would appreciate your either informing me of same or forwarding this letter to him.

Thank you very much for your help in this matter.

Monday, 12 May 2014

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His name is John Smith and I have been informed that he worked for you during 2011 - Apr 2012. If you know his current whereabouts, I would appreciate your either informing me of same or forwarding this letter to him
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For some time I have been unsuccessful in attempting to locate an individual who was previously in your employ.

His name is John Smith and I have been informed that he worked for you during 2011 - Apr 2012. If you know his current whereabouts, I would appreciate your either informing me of same or forwarding this letter to him.

Thank you very much for your help in this matter.

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Do you need more strength?

Prjevalsky's horse (you see, as I have only to write the word, without uttering it, I don't mind how often or how intrepidly I use it) is so singularly like the clumsy brutes that sat, or rather stood, for their portraits to my old master that we can't do better than begin by describing him _in propria personaIf You Can't See Pictures Click HERE to View It ONLINE
The work of the old master is lightly incised on reindeer horn, and represents two horses, of a very early and heavy type, following one another, with heads stretched forward, as if sniffing the air suspiciously in search of enemies. The horses would certainly excite unfavourable comment at Newmarket. Their 'points' are undoubtedly coarse and clumsy: their heads are big, thick, stupid, and ungainly; their manes are bushy and ill-defined; their legs are distinctly feeble and spindle-shaped; their tails more closely resemble the tail of the domestic pig than that of the noble animal beloved with a love passing the love of women by the English aristocracy. Nevertheless there is little (if any) reason to doubt that my very old master did, on the whole, accurately represent the ancestral steed of his own exceedingly remote period.
There were once horses even as is the horse of the prehistoric Dordonian artist. Such clumsy, big-headed brutes, dun in hue and striped down the back like modern donkeys, did actually once roam over the low plains where Paris now stands, and browse off lush grass and tall water-plants around the quays of Bordeaux and Lyons. Not only do the bones of the contemporary horses, dug up in caves, prove this, but quite recently the Russian traveller Prjevalsky (whose name is so much easier to spell than to pronounce) has discovered a similar living horse, which drags on an obscure existence somewhere in the high table-lands of Central Asia. Prjevalsky's horse (you see, as I have only to write the word, without uttering it, I don't mind how often or how intrepidly I use it) is so singularly like the clumsy brutes that sat, or rather stood, for their portraits to my old master that we can't do better than begin by describing him _in propria persona
The horse family of the present day is divided, like most other families, into two factions, which may be described for variety's sake as those of the true horses and the donkeys, these latter including also the zebras, quaggas, and various other unfamiliar creatures whose names, in very choice Latin, are only known to the more diligent visitors at the Sunday Zoo. Now everybody must have noticed that the chief broad distinction between these two great groups consists in the feathering of the tail.

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Do you desire to gratify your beloved one tonight?

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!


An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

Monday, 31 March 2014

Now you can forget about male probs

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Now life is a very peculiar game, which differs in many important respects even from compulsory football. The Rugby scrimmage is mere child's play by the side of it. There's no possibility of shirking it. A medical certificate won't get you off; whether you like it or not, play you must in your appointed order. We are all unwilling competitors. Nobody asks our naked little souls beforehand whether they would prefer to be born into the game or to remain, unfleshed, in the limbo of non-existence. Willy nilly, every one of us is thrust into the world by an irresponsible act of two previous players; and once there, we must play out the set as best we may to the bitter end, however little we like it or the rules that order it.
That, it must be admitted, makes a grave distinction from the very outset between the game of human life and any other game with which we are commonly acquainted. It also makes it imperative upon the framers of the rules so to frame them that no one player shall have an unfair or unjust advantage over any of the others. And since the penalty of bad play, or bad success in the match, is death, misery, starvation, it behoves the rule-makers to be more scrupulously particular as to fairness and equity than in any other game like cricket or tennis. It behoves them to see that all start fair, and that no hapless beginner is unduly handicapped. To compel men to take part in a match for dear life, whether they wish it or not, and then to insist that some of them shall wield bats and some mere broom-sticks, irrespective of height, weight, age, or bodily infirmity, is surely not fair. It justifies the committee in calling for a revision.


Now life is a very peculiar game, which differs in many important respects even from compulsory football. The Rugby scrimmage is mere child's play by the side of it. There's no possibility of shirking it. A medical certificate won't get you off; whether you like it or not, play you must in your appointed order. We are all unwilling competitors. Nobody asks our naked little souls beforehand whether they would prefer to be born into the game or to remain, unfleshed, in the limbo of non-existence. Willy nilly, every one of us is thrust into the world by an irresponsible act of two previous players; and once there, we must play out the set as best we may to the bitter end, however little we like it or the rules that order it.

Saturday, 22 February 2014

Keep your babe happy

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A blight, a gloom, I know not what, has crept upon my gladness--Some vague, remote ancestral touch of sorrow, or of madness;A fear that is not fear, a pain that has not pain's insistence;A sense of longing, or of loss, in some foregone existence;A subtle hurt that never pen has writ nor tongue has spoken--Such hurt perchance as Nature feels when a blossomed bough is broken.
Who is Lydia, pray, and who Is Hypatia? Softly, dear, Let me breathe it in your ear--They are you, and only you.And those other nameless twoWalking in Arcadian air--She that was so very fair?She that had the twilight hair?--They were you, dear, only you.If I speak of night or day,Grace of fern or bloom of grape,Hanging cloud or fountain spray,Gem or star or glistening dew,Or of mythologic shape,Psyche, Pyrrha, Daphne, say--I mean you, dear, you, just you.
My mind lets go a thousand things, Like dates of wars and deaths of kings, And yet recalls the very hour-- 'Twas noon by yonder village tower, And on the last blue noon in May-- The wind came briskly up this way, Crisping the brook beside the road; Then, pausing here, set down its load Of pine-scents, and shook listlessly Two petals from that wild-rose tree.
To spring belongs the violet, and the blown
Spice of the roses let the summer own.
Grant me this favor, Muse--all else withhold--
That I may not write verse when I am old.

And yet I pray you, Muse, delay the time!
Be not too ready to deny me rhyme;
And when the hour strikes, as it must, dear Muse,
I beg you very gently break the news.

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Do you wish to amaze your lover every night?

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It has been so long since we have had the opportunity to be of service to you, that I have begun to wonder if perhaps, we have offended you in some way in the past.
If this is the case, I would greatly appreciate knowing what happened. In fact, if you have any grievance with our firm, I wish that you would call so that we might discuss the problem.


It has been so long since we have had the opportunity to be of service to you, that I have begun to wonder if perhaps, we have offended you in some way in the past.

If this is the case, I would greatly appreciate knowing what happened. In fact, if you have any grievance with our firm, I wish that you would call so that we might discuss the problem.

We have introduced many innovations into our product line since the last order you placed with our firm, and if the reason we haven't heard from you has nothing to do with a complaint, we would appreciate having the opportunity to show you these innovations.

In either case, it would be wonderful to hear from you.

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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It has been so long since we have had the opportunity to be of service to you, that I have begun to wonder if perhaps, we have offended you in some way in the past.
If this is the case, I would greatly appreciate knowing what happened. In fact, if you have any grievance with our firm, I wish that you would call so that we might discuss the problem.


It has been so long since we have had the opportunity to be of service to you, that I have begun to wonder if perhaps, we have offended you in some way in the past.

If this is the case, I would greatly appreciate knowing what happened. In fact, if you have any grievance with our firm, I wish that you would call so that we might discuss the problem.

We have introduced many innovations into our product line since the last order you placed with our firm, and if the reason we haven't heard from you has nothing to do with a complaint, we would appreciate having the opportunity to show you these innovations.

In either case, it would be wonderful to hear from you.

Friday, 13 December 2013

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I have already received your invitation for me to witness the (inauguration of your new business). I am v ery happy to confirm that I will be attending the said event. It is my honor to be invited by you and I will always be greatful for your gesture. I am very happy to be your business partner as well and I am looking forward to seeing this new business of yours grow. I assure you that you will always have my support and if there is anything that I can do to assist you as you start this new business, please do not hesitate to contact me and I will be there to assist you. You can always call me at my office phone or on my mobile phone.
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Thursday, 12 December 2013

To those who search perfect wellbeing

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The work of the old master is lightly incised on reindeer horn, and represents two horses, of a very early and heavy type, following one another, with heads stretched forward, as if sniffing the air suspiciously in search of enemies. The horses would certainly excite unfavourable comment at Newmarket. Their 'points' are undoubtedly coarse and clumsy: their heads are big, thick, stupid, and ungainly; their manes are bushy and ill-defined; their legs are distinctly feeble and spindle-shaped; their tails more closely resemble the tail of the domestic pig than that of the noble animal beloved with a love passing the love of women by the English aristocracy. Nevertheless there is little (if any) reason to doubt that my very old master did, on the whole, accurately represent the ancestral steed of his own exceedingly remote period.
There were once horses even as is the horse of the prehistoric Dordonian artist. Such clumsy, big-headed brutes, dun in hue and striped down the back like modern donkeys, did actually once roam over the low plains where Paris now stands, and browse off lush grass and tall water-plants around the quays of Bordeaux and Lyons. Not only do the bones of the contemporary horses, dug up in caves, prove this, but quite recently the Russian traveller Prjevalsky (whose name is so much easier to spell than to pronounce) has discovered a similar living horse, which drags on an obscure existence somewhere in the high table-lands of Central Asia. Prjevalsky's horse (you see, as I have only to write the word, without uttering it, I don't mind how often or how intrepidly I use it) is so singularly like the clumsy brutes that sat, or rather stood, for their portraits to my old master that we can't do better than begin by describing him _in propria persona
The horse family of the present day is divided, like most other families, into two factions, which may be described for variety's sake as those of the true horses and the donkeys, these latter including also the zebras, quaggas, and various other unfamiliar creatures whose names, in very choice Latin, are only known to the more diligent visitors at the Sunday Zoo. Now everybody must have noticed that the chief broad distinction between these two great groups consists in the feathering of the tail.

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Sunday, 20 October 2013

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It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their wares.
Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains and rusting the arse out of 40-gallon drum.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease.
I smell like a homeless f*@k, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer.
I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seventeen blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their wares.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I would get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody or talk to anybody - you said that someone would take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pull over, as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.

Friday, 4 October 2013

Acabo de firmar “Pdte. Enrique Peña Nieto y H. Congreso de la Unión: No a la Reforma Hacendaria propuesta”

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Hola

Acabo de firmar esta petición y me gustaría pedirte tu apoyo. Entre más gente se una a la campaña, es más probable que triunfe. Nos ayudas agregando tu nombre?

Gracias,
Rebeca

Pdte. Enrique Peña Nieto y H. Congreso de la Unión: No a la Reforma Hacendaria propuesta

Por Alejandra Carrera
Mexico City

Según el Art. 71 Fracc. IV de la Constitución, los ciudadanos podemos hacer e ingresar iniciativas de ley, si están avaladas con la firma del 0.13% de la lista nominal de electores.

Necesitamos 106,884 firmas de personas en el padrón electoral, sin embargo pedimos 1,500,000 para ejercer presión al Congreso de la Unión y que vean la cantidad de personas que no estamos de acuerdo con dicha reforma.

Requerimientos:

 - Firmas en original junto con copias de los IFEs de los firmantes,

 - En una segunda etapa les estaremos pidiendo su IFE, por favor revisa tu correo la segunda semana de Octubre para saber exactamente cómo será el proceso.

 

No sólo en época electoral puedes tomar decisiones para el país, unámonos como ciudadanos, lee atentamente.

Somos un grupo de familiares y amigos que nos juntamos y decimos: ¡YA BASTA DE LO MISMO!

La Reforma Hacendaria presentada el 8 de septiembre por el Presidente Enrique Peña Nieto dista de tener una orientación "social e igualitaria", prevé recaudar 240 mil millones de pesos con gravámenes a diversos rubros.

Algunos cambios que quieren aplicar y que pueden afectar directamente en su bolsillo:

1. Impuesto a los bienes inmuebles. Aceptémoslo, los que más tienen no necesitan rentar o adquirir una hipoteca. 

Si pagas $4,000 de renta, ahora pagarás $4,640 pesos.

Si eres asalariado, la cuota del 5% que pone tu patrón para el ahorro de tu vivienda disminuiría a 2%, por lo que te llevaría el doble de tiempo ahorrar los puntos que ya tienes ahora.

Para los que ya tienen un crédito gubernamental, además de aumentar la mensualidad, tendrías que pagar un IVA sobre los intereses.

2. Impuesto a la educación privada. Una colegiatura de $3,500 subiría a $4,200 pesos aproximadamente. Estarías pagando impuestos dos veces por el mismo rubro, dado que ya pagas educación pública con tus impuestos.

3. Impuesto para alimentos de mascotas. En el país seis de cada diez hogares tienen mascotas. La reforma no toma en cuenta el trabajo de albergues, rescatistas y personas que adoptan animales, que al verse afectados por el impuesto tendrán poca capacidad de seguir rescatando, lo cual se traduce en problemas de salud en la población. Si pagas $35 pesos por una bolsa de comida de 600g, ahora pagarás $40.60 pesos.

4. Establece un nuevo gravamen sobre ganancias en la bolsa de valores. Si te “sobró” para invertir con alguna compra o venta de acciones, te gravarán con impuestos del 16%.

5. Impuestos sobre dividendos (reparto de utilidades). De la cantidad anual que la empresa te paga el 10% se iría al gobierno.

6. Impuesto Especial sobre Producción y Servicios (a.k.a. IEPS) en todas las bebidas saborizadas y/o con azúcares añadidas. Industriales y productores de azúcar advierten que impactaría negativamente en la cadena productiva, con el cierre de empresas y pérdida de empleos con repercusiones directas a 3.5 millones de trabajadores de menores ingresos.

7. Se elimina el Régimen de Pequeños Contribuyentes (Repecos). Impacta directamente a negocios familiares, como tiendas de abarrotes, verdulerías de mercado o tortillerías; hasta el momento pagan una tasa fija a manera de “iguala” que les permite ser contribuyentes cumplidos sin necesidad de llevar contabilidad ni solicitar factura a proveedores quienes, en muchos de los casos, no tienen porque también son “Repecos”. Con la reforma, se pretende llevar a todos a un régimen general, lo que traerá dos posibles consecuencias: 1) que se integren a la informalidad, 2) que no tengan como soportar una carga fiscal y los lleve a la quiebra.

8. Limitar las deducciones a 41% en el pago de impuestos. Incremento de 7% en el costo de los salarios a las empresas, las prestaciones ya no podrán ser deducibles al 100%; por lo que puede acarrear el desempleo y las compensaciones al salario de prestaciones como los vales de despensa, transporte, gasolina y fondo de ahorro se reducen o cancelan. Más pagas por emplear y menos prestaciones para los empleados. 

9. ISR a todos los espectáculos en campos deportivos, conciertos, danza y diferentes actividades culturales y comerciales. Todas estas actividades pagan IVA adicional al precio actual. Si un boleto para el futbol te cuesta $124 pesos, ahora sería de $143.84 pesos.

10. Impuesto para los chicles. Como no son considerados un alimento, también aumentarán de precio: si la caja cuesta 10 pesos, en caso de aprobarse la reforma, costará $11.16 pesos. 

11. Deducción del Impuesto Sobre la Renta (ISR) a maquinaria y equipo para generar energía de fuentes renovables. Carece de sentido verde. 

12. IVA a congresos y convenciones, así como el cobro del ISR en Tiempos Compartidos. Pone en riesgo la competitividad turística de todo el país, una de las mayores fuentes de ingresos de la actualidad.

13. Impuesto a Transportes Foráneos. Eliminar la exención del IVA en el transporte foráneo, afecta a las personas que tienen la necesidad de transportarse grandes distancias para encontrar mejores oportunidades tanto para el empleo, educación y  el comercio.  Un boleto de autobus de $375 pesos, subiría a $435 pesos.

 

ALGUNAS CONSECUENCIAS 
Se dijo
"pagarán más los que ganen más” o "propuesta con sentido social", pero puedes ver es una mentira, la clase media será la más afectada mientras que, el sector gubernamental, seguirá disfrutando de los sueldos y privilegios de los que siempre han gozado.

Consultores Internacionales S.C. (CISC) afirma que con la iniciativa de reforma hacendaria propuesta por el Ejecutivo implicará que el 63% de los 240,000 mdp que se prevén recaudar irá directamente a la nómina de la burocracia.

Esto significa que la aplicación de las nuevas disposiciones en el cobro de impuestos golpeará a 29.6 millones de personas y a sus familias.

Un ejemplo del impacto es: en el caso de un profesionista que percibe $20,000 pesos, el impacto sería de $9,200 pesos adicionales al mes y representan 14 días de salario; mientras tanto, para los gerentes será de $48,000 pesos y para los directores con salarios de $150,000 pesos, el impacto sería de $208,000 pesos.

 

Por eso y más, NO a la Reforma Hacendaria.

 

Para saber más sobre la Reforma y sus consecuencias, lee el siguiente documento.

 

Atentamente,

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