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The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stoney silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. After opening the door, he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward, he walked me to my car. We passed the tree, and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing for sure, troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home. Then in the morning, I pick them up again." "Funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."

Friday, 12 December 2014

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Wednesday, 10 December 2014

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A man was moving the front yard, then, blonde neighbor came out to her family's mailbox, open mailbox, glanced toward where it slammed shut, and then fixing authorities merely rushed back to her room. After a child, she went to mail it out, open the mailbox again, then slammed shut. Somewhat angrily back to the house. When the man was about to repair to the edges of the lawn when the blonde came out again. She rushed to the mailbox, open, and then fall on the times with the hammer than what all great. feel very funny man but also very curious and asked her:what matter out of a child? her back:Oh! my stupid old computer tell me a mail!

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Saturday, 29 November 2014

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Wednesday, 26 November 2014

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Friday, 21 November 2014

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Thursday, 20 November 2014

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Wednesday, 19 November 2014

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Sunday, 16 November 2014

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Friday, 24 October 2014

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